The Trial

Good morning
A worm, Your Honour
The crown will plainly show...
The prisoner, who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
This will not do

Call the school master!

I always said he'd come to no good...
In the end, Your Honour
If they'd let me have my way...
I could've flayed him into shape
But my hands were tied
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder
Let me hammer him today

Crazy
Toys in the attic - I am crazy
Truly gone fishing
They must have taken my marbles away!
Crazy
Toys in the attic - he is crazy

You little shit, you're in it now
I hope they throw away the key
You should've talked to me...
More often than you did, but no!
You had to go your own way
Have ya broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes
Worm, Your Honour
Him and me, alone

Baaaabe!
Come to mother, baby
Let me hold you in my arms
M'Lord, I never wanted him to...
Get in any trouble
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, Your Honour...
Let me take him home

Crazy
Over the rainbow - I am crazy
Bars in the window
There must've been a door...
There in the wall, when I came in
Crazy
Over the rainbow - he is crazy

The evidence before the court is incontrivertable
There's no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
Of the full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer...
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate!

"Hey, Judge! Shit on him!"

Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
Tear down the wall!

"Tear down the wall! Tear down the wall! Tear down the wall! Tear down the wall!..."

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